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Enmity of the Ages

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June 15, 2013 with 8 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. june duprez. thief of bagdad. i made this!. the reason i cry myself to sleep at night. mostly because of his trembling. ow. go on rip my heart out of my chest then with your ridiculously beautiful hands. and stomp all over it with your curly persian boots if you like. *sob*.
June 15, 2013 with 5 notes
        tags: DO YER WORST. it probably tells you everything 'closer' just came on on winamp. perfection. conrad veidt. thief of bagdad. the thief of bagdad. i made this!. i want to *crunk* you like a powerful clockwork horse. i can't get over that groom outfit jfc you are such a handsome motherfucker. and that he's all 'look i am in white and want to start a new life with you as husband and wife'. and 'look i am not completely evil all the time i also do hot sex in my spare time'. the golden slippers are also the fucking best. they actually had those i'm not even joking. shame they didn't give connie hennaed fingernails i mean that would've also been a thing. and i bet he would've enjoyed that. but omfg. oi prince of persia get in my bed now. now do you hear me. now. costume porn.

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June 15, 2013 with 3 notes
        tags: june duprez. conrad veidt. thief of bagdad. the thief of bagdad. oh hey he parts the pink folds of a virgin girl there is absolutely nothing symbolic about that. i made this!. i mean seriously look at how worshipful his hands are. he never even touches her. just the veil. and look at how he frames her face with his hands adoringly. hand porn. so much hand porn omfg. and so much dubcon fetish porn i mean was sound movie connie the incarnation of some ravishment fetish or something. i have absolutely no complaints about this. seriously look at his hand fucking hell. he is doing more acting with his hands than she does with her face. i mean ok she is supposed to just stare at him defiantly anyway but still. holy fuck those hands. take me wizard lord. i can't get over the delicate way he gathers the veil up with his fingers. if his movements are that slow and tender and sensual before he even touches her. then what the hell will they be like on the wedding night i ask myself. and then collapse and cry and then pick myself up and write more porn of these two.

So you get a 15 MB gif of Jaffar unveiling the Princess and I’m not sorry

I AM SURE YOU CAN SEE THE REASONS.

June 15, 2013 with 14 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. i made this!. *le sigh*. life ruiner. complete and utter life ruiner. mgm. 1940s. did mgm hire him because they liked big cats idk answers on a postcard.
June 14, 2013 with 20 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. scans. my scans. aka ONE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKER. take me now. i made this!.
MGM promotional photo of Conrad Veidt, early 1940s

MGM promotional photo of Conrad Veidt, early 1940s

June 13, 2013 with 18 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. casablanca. i made this!. note that this is 'on the day i arrive' not 'if' i mean i think the game is pretty much lost at this point. although if satan looks like connie i probably won't mind. so guess who just inserted religious metaphysics into enema porn. yeah. i mean it *is* my fanfic in that book of his he printed it all out. some of the pages may stick together a bit but it's all there. it's all there folks. jk i'm a filthy pagan i don't believe in hell or satan. but i won't put it past this motherfucker to appear as hades or anubis and go 'sup'. or quite possibly loki. and that my afterlife will be filled with all kinds of terrible tortures. but it will be so worth it guys so worth it and now i'm going to see if i can insert metaphysics into fisting or something. catch ya later.
I have a sinking suspicion this is exactly what will happen the day I arrive at the gates of Hell.

I have a sinking suspicion this is exactly what will happen the day I arrive at the gates of Hell.

June 11, 2013 with 7 notes
        tags: reblogging this because i am anal-retentive and fixed some fail in the princess image. so now you get these two separately. i kind of imagined they were like the front and back cover if it was a book idk. fic. jaffar/princess. the king's white falcon. thief of bagdad. conrad veidt. june duprez. and some simurghs and drums and whips and falcons and angst and service topness and shit. fic illustrations. i made this!.

aikainkauna:

“Come when you hear the call; come and return to the home of your soul. Like the king’s white falcon, fly to your master’s hand when you hear the sound of his drum. Come, come, let your soul return to the one who has always loved you.”

(via snowgrouse)

June 11, 2013 with 13 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. joan crawford. a woman's face. i made this!. george cukor. because this is basically ovarian death right here. if connie would lift me up like that i would die of sheer ecstasy. *wistful sigh*.
June 11, 2013 with 55 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. i made this!. vintage. vintage postcards. 1920s. 1920s fashion. 1920s style. 1920s menswear. silent cinema. debonair. matinee idol. silent horror. 20s. beautiful man.

Conrad Veidt, 1920s.
Atelier Hanni Schwarz, Ross Verlag postcard series No. 486.

June 10, 2013 with 6 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. a woman's face. yes you get one more. i made this!. just fucking TAKE ME NOW. yes this is linked to my detailed flailings over this very shot because yeah. help. you are so lucky i am not linking this to one set of very explicit porn gifs i am thinking of right now. have you ever had a fictional crush who legit frightens you because you'd do anything with him. yeah. because torsten barring.
June 10, 2013 with 7 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. thief of bagdad. i made this!. no jaffar that poor defenseless vine is not there for you to sharpen your claws on. fucking cats always fucking up the houseplants. gdi veidt if you spray on that i'm going to have you neutered. look nobody ever reblogs this movie anyway so i might as well stop pretending i'm sane when it's concerned. sanity is relative when it comes to this motherfucker's eyes. and again the pimptache isn't helping with the whole wide-in-the-middle big cat face thing. was this guy an actual werecat i mean i think we need to open a case here. answers on a postcard. and how come has no one told the sultan he has a random panther prowling about in his garden. i mean ok they tamed big cats for aristos back then and ze pwinzezz has a pet cheetah but still. did they like mistake him for one of them or something and were they like just 'shrug'. jaffar feels. so many jaffar feels. but basically mostly 'who's a pretty boy then do you want some whiskas yes you do' rn. hand porn. gyroscopically stable veidt.
HOW WAS IT POSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN BEING TO HAVE THE EYES OF AN ACTUAL BIG CAT

HOW WAS IT POSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN BEING TO HAVE THE EYES OF AN ACTUAL BIG CAT

June 10, 2013 with 16 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. june duprez. thief of bagdad. costume porn. i made this!. technicolor porn. also boobies. also look at how ridiculously handsome connie is in that bottom one. these shots are great at illustrating how much awesomeness billowing and clinging costumes can bring to a movie. the thief of bagdad. costume. also did i mention how heartbreaking groom!jaffar is. wah. is my medieval persia fetish showing.
Click through for HD Thief of Bagdad costume porn. Trivia 1: These are medieval Persian bridal costumes, or at least Technicolor fairytale approximations thereof. As if Jaffar’s villainous crush wasn’t heartbreaking enough already. Trivia 2: June Duprez wore “antique Oriental jewelry” according to one newspaper article about the movie; they were on loan from a museum. Trivia 3: It took an hour for the costume department to pleat Conrad Veidt’s turbans every morning.

Click through for HD Thief of Bagdad costume porn.

Trivia 1: These are medieval Persian bridal costumes, or at least Technicolor fairytale approximations thereof. As if Jaffar’s villainous crush wasn’t heartbreaking enough already.

Trivia 2: June Duprez wore “antique Oriental jewelry” according to one newspaper article about the movie; they were on loan from a museum.

Trivia 3: It took an hour for the costume department to pleat Conrad Veidt’s turbans every morning.

June 9, 2013 with 21 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. joan crawford. a woman's face. no seriously this fucking movie guys. just look. there is so much direction porn herein. i made this!. also argh why is there a vice on that desk. oh wait because they're fucking extortionists. how many layers does this movie have i haven't noticed yet jesus. how in the hell can you cram in so many layers cukor how. smoking porn.
June 9, 2013 with 12 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. thief of bagdad. the thief of bagdad. i made this!. also this makes him one tragic motherfucker. without jaffar's mad unrequited villainous crush we wouldn't have had a movie *sob*. i bet he usurped the throne just to look like a good husband candidate. because it's jaffar. no seriously think about it this is his very first line in the entire movie. ze pwinzezz. his entire life revolves around ze pwinzezz. how can you not feel sympathy for the poor guy. *sniffle*. oh god in that gergely book he says the horse breaking is an echo of jaffar's heart having been broken. into tiny little lifeless dead sad pieces. and i believe i wiped a tear. oh jaffar. jaffar feels. bring me a lifeboat i'm drowning in jaffar feels. also yes this works also for the historical jaffar which is so sad. poor bastards both died because they fell in love with princesses they shouldn't have. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
Grand Vizier Jaffar ibn Yahya al-Barmaki, summed up in one gif.

Grand Vizier Jaffar ibn Yahya al-Barmaki, summed up in one gif.

June 8, 2013 with 6 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. romney brent. under the red robe. i made this!. i should put some sort of sexual seizure warning on this. i mean that last one is nsfw right. smoking porn.

Warning: gifset may contain depictions of Conrad Veidt smoking*

(*Smoking refined and processed in 1920s Berlin. Traces of whore may remain)

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