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Enmity of the Ages

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June 15, 2013 with 4 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. the wandering jew. nobody expects the spanish inquisition. except connie. and as you can see he is pantherglaring them all into submission. that turn of his head and those eyes. seriously guys. how did he move and stare like that. how. conrad veidt. sex panther.

The Wandering Jew

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The Wandering Jew (1933) has now been added to the masterpost.

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June 14, 2013 with 36 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. vivien leigh. dark journey. conrad no. take it out it hurts. i can't deal with this level of eyefucking and smoochyfacing and monocle porn. and hand porn and smoking porn and oh god why are you at your whoriest in this movie. it's like this entire movie swims in connie's sex. it's legit terrifying i tell you. it just sprays and splashes all over the place and then you're drowning. how. conrad no seriously is this how much you hate me. i had a long and happy old age ahead of me. and now look at what you've done. death from ovarian haemorrhage and i'm going towards the light. good bye my friends.

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June 10, 2013 with 35 notes
        tags: so basically people on my dash have gone on about amazing eyes. i mean ok there's hiddles and cucumber and they are nice. but i would like to point out these motherfuckers. in 1940. before cgi was invented. i mean this movie won an oscar for the special effects but the most amazing visual effect in it were this guy's eyes. because seriously. therefore i have to reblog this again. because. conrad veidt. thief of bagdad. i mean seriously these eyes weren't real this must've been some magical thing oh god. how. how were you even possible conrad how.
monocoleporter: Time for some eye porn. Because Tumblr needs to be reminded of the granddaddy of all eye porn.

monocoleporter:

Time for some eye porn.

Because Tumblr needs to be reminded of the granddaddy of all eye porn.

June 7, 2013 with 6 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. under the red robe. i made this!. how. i mean i already have a fetish for male costumes of this particular era because they make anyone look good. but then you have to fucking put mr. hourglass figure into one. help. seriously i could look at that waist-to-hip-ratio all day. hi connie did you realise you were a bisexual's nightmare. queen of my heart.

Conrad Veidt’s unbelievable &$¤@ing waistline: an essay

June 4, 2013 with 15,019 notes
        tags: christ daev stoppit. risotto. how. stop. no i am not sorry for the nsfwness. that is the only warning you will get for that link. because that's what the inside of my brain looks like every time this motherfucker happens. daaave.

This gifset goes well with this gifset, I find.

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May 28, 2013 with 4 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. under the red robe. i made this!. like fuck am i going to split this because you need to see it in one sequence. because. he takes that sip like it was absolution itself. that worshipful fervour in his eyes. take note dear world. this is how you play romance. seriously. this man's eyes. how were you that beautiful. also the lashes. how. conrad veidt's impossible beauty blog 2013. conrad veidt's impossible beauty life. i give up. i seriously do give up. go on without me.

May 28, 2013 with 10 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. under the red robe. i made this!. HOW. seriously. he's just meant to be contemplative there. but is this normal fidgeting. is it. no it fucking isn't. i mean. i am the first person to admit i have a massive fetish for swept-hilt rapiers. they are basically the sexiest fucking swords ever made. i mean i want to lick one every time i am near one. but this is just fucking taking the piss. you see what i mean about the whore spilling over. uncontained. conrad i'm sorry for ever calling you bisexual. that would have been too limiting. because holy fuck. hand porn. sword porn. baroque porn. everything porn.

Are you actually fucking joking

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Pretty sure that rapier just lost its virginity.

ETA: it’s 13 minutes in, check for yourselves. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. He keeps going and going, too.

May 19, 2013 with 14 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. a woman's face. i made this!. hi dear tumblr. i don't think you quite understand. the levels of evil eyefucking this guy was capable of. *screaming quietly on the inside*. how. HOW. seriously. sorry to all the whovians ogling this blog at the moment i mean there are reasons i am fucking obsesed with this guy. trust me they are very good reasons. for the past ten years i basically thought nobody could beat roger delgado in suave evil and total sex. i was wrong. so wrong. because conrad veidt. sound movie conrad veidt that is. because holy fuck. not that there is anything holy about those unholy eyes. i have the distinct feeling that if i combined this gif with one of jaffar's eyefucks this blog might actually implode. because asdfjckjdjdlfdkdflk. help. i can't stop staring. because torsten barring. and i don't know how you get over get over someone as dangerous tainted and flawed as you.
May 12, 2013 with 13 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. help. *sob*. how. why. etc..

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May 9, 2013 with 4 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. hands of orlac. the hands of orlac. i made this!. but HOW. i mean i suppose that sort of movement is possible if you are practically a skeleton and have amazing muscle coordination. but still. how. i swear to god this guy was born in the uncanny valley. how does he do that.

Yes, Orlac is on some amazing drugs

But can we just, once again, take a moment to appreciate the how-in-the-fuckness of Conrad Veidt moving in a way a human being should not be able to move without being made of claymation or CGI or something?

April 30, 2013 with 50 notes
        tags: basically i have given up on thinking there was a part of his body that was not made of porn. and i just read a bit of an interview where he said he didn't feel properly evil unless he wore a moustache. clearly the need for evil facial hair just proves my theory that he was a lost incarnation of the master. *nodding*. also yes you guys have seen this gif a million times yep. but as you can see i am reblogging it for reasons. so many good reasons. but mostly his skill of undressing you with one flick of his fucking lashes. how. how were you made of evilsex. brb descending into shrieking insanity. because torsten barring.
querulouschutney: aikainkauna: Lucifer in a tuxedo. Forget that 1970’s rubbish - this is the real pornstache. I think you mean porn human.

querulouschutney:

aikainkauna:

Lucifer in a tuxedo.

Forget that 1970’s rubbish - this is the real pornstache.

I think you mean porn human.

April 9, 2013 with 3 notes
        tags: june duprez. thief of bagdad. i made this!. omg how pretty are you seriously. june your mouth. june your waist. june your boobs. june your softness. we need to talk about this. how am i supposed to deal. dear princess how do you expect me not to write porn epics of you and jaffar. how. i mean this amount of ridiculous beauty. it's only fair i should pair it with someone as pretty as him. guh.
“Are you afraid?” “Yes. Terribly.” “Why don’t you run away?” “I want to look.”

“Are you afraid?”

“Yes. Terribly.”

“Why don’t you run away?”

“I want to look.”

April 8, 2013 with 28 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. the last performance. basically how. how. what were your eyes. heyyy guess who was my favourite universal horror star. take a wild guess. what the hell is that thing his eyes do when light hits them. god. do you think that in the olden days they would've burnt him as a witch. or a changeling. because those eyes were not human.
the-sinking-spell: I have no doubt this picture’s already floating around out here somewhere, but this is a first encounter for me… and oh my goodness.

the-sinking-spell:

I have no doubt this picture’s already floating around out here somewhere, but this is a first encounter for me… and oh my goodness.

April 5, 2013 with 8 notes
        tags: conrad veidt. under the red robe. i made this!. stand back everybody pimp delivery coming through. and it's walking like a fucking cat once more. conrad veidt. sex panther. conrad veidt. baroque sex panther. someone said he just sekritly moved on rollerskates or some such shit. that'd explain it. how. *quietly screaming inside*. yes it's a crap movie but fuck me connie in 17th century clothes. fetch the smelling salts. AND WITH ONE GLANCE HE MADE ALL OF THE LOUVRE HIS BITCHES. god damn.
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April 1, 2013 with 39 notes
        tags: basically john simm's acting. everybody go home. john simm. the village. spoilers. i made this!. no i really mean it how in the fuck. how does he do that. all the nuances man. it's like this tiny tiny human being is trying to contain so much pain and it just spills out. how. sweet koala tears.
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