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Aikainkauna

* Dodgy gifs * Appalling tags * Conrad Veidt's tunnel of love *

Favorite Season: Season 8

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fookyeahconradveidt answered to your post “It’s official”

Yes, that is an astute summation, my dear. And to him, I can only say, “Bon appetit!” :)

I AM NOT LETTING HIM OFF THIS WITHOUT PAIN

roughhewnends:

doctor who + text posts (1/2)

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It’s official

I would just like to point out that today, I have hit the 12 389 word mark on my Jaffar/Princess court epic. Which means that in pretty much exactly two years (I started writing Of Roses Unfurling in the August of 2012 and the first piece of Connie pr0n I put up on the intarwebz must have been this ficcish ramble here which I’d totally forgotten about), I have… er…

I have produced a total of 473 052 words of fic of Connie characters.

To give you an idea of how much fic that is, the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy is ~473 000 words.

I… uh… by now, I guess it’s pretty much safe to say that Connie’s eaten my soul?

Jaffar ibn Yahya al-Barmaki and his perving of everything: A Study

Because Jaffar really does perv everything in the movie. Observe:

The harbour

The ship

The hero

The heroine

The hero

The Sultan’s mechanical clock

The Sultan

The heroine

AN UNDERAGE BOY IN THE BOdy of A DoG

The heroine

The air

A poisoned dagger embedded within a murderous sex doll

The Sultan

The heroine

The crowd

EVERYTHING.

ALSO

.

WE SURVIVED

Excrement is becoming actualised at the present moment

fortunaudentes and Aikainkauna HQ are about to embark on a rewatch of Aladdin.

-Yours truly has not seen it since it was first in theatres and she went to see it as a snooty 13-year old who thought she was way too old to watch Disney cartoons but heard it was ~quality cinema~ and therefore acceptable

-Fortunaudentes was a fetus when the movie came out but has adored it on video ever since she was a toddler and it has many pleasant childhood memories for her and it’s her FAVOURITE DISNEY MOVIE EVER but she hasn’t seen it in three years or so

-We were both deeply sexually traumatised at a young age by the slave girl scene and also repressed any twinges we may have felt in our little girl pants for wicked Grand Viziers

-We have now been completely and utterly ruined by THE ORIGINAL AND MASTURBATE TO THE FUCKER ON A REGULAR BASIS

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-Fortunaudentes also tells me “It was a tradition watching Aladdin at least once a year since I was a child but I stopped since I watched Connie’s Jaffar, for fear of what could happen.”

HELP

WE’RE GOING TO BE SO FUCKED

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funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

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honeynutgiornos:

honeynutgiornos:

*takes a deep breath* I will not let this fictional character ruin me

failed step one

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